Jealousy. If you’re anything like, say, anyone (or me) you’d rather sit and discuss others being jealous of you, than own up to your own struggle with the green- eyed monster. After all, jealousy is mean and petty, and nice people never feel such things. Regardless, jealousy is a human emotion, and although envy is one of the seven deadly sins, we all feel its pangs from time to time. We may deny it, we may try to reason our minds out of it, but we cannot deny it exists. Things that make me jealous: 1. Thin women. I can sort of stand women who maintain their figures through a disciplined, decidedly unfun regime of strict clean eating and Draconian exercise habits, but as for women who burble, “I’ve always been naturally slender no matter what I eat, I just can’t gain weight!” I’d like to cut those bitches. I am comforted by the knowledge that I am not alone in that sentiment. Paradoxically, I am even more j