Today
I’m going to tackle a controversial, hot topic within the Indie Author
world: Should authors review books on
Amazon?
The
answer to this question is deceptively easy.
Why not? Well, there are
legions of indignant authors and readers ready to answer the question why not. Their response to that question is a resounding
absolutely not.
I
was befuddled by this at first. I mean,
freedom of speech and all that. Why should
being an author take away your right to an opinion? Then when I really got to thinking, I
realized the naysayers had a point.
Mainly that once you become an author, your ability to offer an honest,
critical review is vastly compromised.
You’ve peeked behind the curtain.
You can’t go back to being someone not in the know.
I’ve
spent some time considering how my own reviewing habits have changed. I once regarded Amazon reviews as a giant book
club, where we could swap opinions. I
would engage in dialogues in the comment sections about how I felt about a
certain book, particularly if the book was bad.
House of Darkness, House of Light,
a self-published novel that gives an eyewitness account of the events related
in the hit horror movie The Conjuring, is
one such book. It was so laughably bad I
spent countless hours reading reviews, commenting on other people’s reviews, and
writing my own. I wish I had all that wasted time back.
My
rating method back then was much harsher.
I’d drop a one-star review like it was nothing. Like most frustrated writers who never
produced a shred, I skewered authors for plot holes and unrealistic story lines
and unlikable characters. I could be
particularly harsh and judgmental when it came to memoirs. Granted, these were all traditionally
published books, with thousands of reviews by the time I gave my two
cents. It was unlikely my one-star
review buried among two hundred others were even read by readers, let alone the
author. At least, that's what I thought. But then…
I
had a woman personally write begging me to change my review. I’d given the book a low rating because it
had funny typos and formatting issues, but I’d said the book was engaging and
interesting otherwise. "This book
was written by my late husband who meant everything to me," she
wrote. "I'm the one who formatted
the E-book so the problems with it are my fault, please don’t punish his work
for it. You said you liked the book
otherwise.”
My
heart leaped into my throat.
Never in a million years did I consider someone might read my review and be upset by it. I changed the rating to five stars and
removed my complaints about the formatting, since she said she fixed it.
Next,
I was shocked to discover a blog post addressing one of my reviews from an
author I followed. She’d written several
memoirs. The first one was pretty good,
but the second was whiny, disjointed, and bad.
I gave my honest judgmental opinion, and she retaliated with a
blog post detailing exactly how my words made her feel. Meanwhile, this was a traditionally published
author who had thousands of reviews and had been reviewed in magazines like Marie Claire. It shocked me that my humble two-star
review on Amazon was able to get to
this woman. That she’d read it and been
disturbed enough to publicly address it. It was disconcerting. My words weren’t supposed to have that kind
of power.
Fast
forward several years later, when I started getting my own bad reviews. Like they say, karma’s a bitch, almost like
those long-ago authors were lying in wait for the opportunity to do their own
skewering. The worst was when I’d just
published Woman Scorned, and within a
day or so (before I’d even sold a single copy or had a page read in my borrows
section) a one-star review appeared calling my work “typo ridden, self-published
garbage that reads like a first draft.” Upset
doesn’t even begin to cover how I felt.
It was like I’d been punched in the gut.
The fact that this person couldn’t possibly have read my book and was
only saying that to deter people from buying it, only made it worse. I couldn’t understand how people could be so
mean and nasty to someone who’d spent hours laboring over something purely to
bring others pleasure. And with that, my
perspective completely changed. (Just as
an aside, Amazon did eventually remove that awful review eight months later
during one of its periodic fake review purges).
I
don’t give authors one or two star reviews anymore.
The
reason for this is twofold. First, as I
stated previously, it’s hurtful to the author and I know firsthand how that feels,
and I don’t see the point. My goal is to
bring positive energy into people’s lives.
Second, I simply don’t have the time anymore to read a bad book. Besides being an author, I work a full-time
day job and have a two and a half hour commute.
I snatch time to read during lunch breaks and the few minutes before
falling asleep before bed. If I’m not
feeling a book within the first fifty or so pages, I discard it. I pick up E-Books cheap on BookBub
and various reading lists, so I no longer feel obligated to read a book through
because I paid for it. And I won’t write
reviews on books I haven’t read all the way through, so there you have it.
I’ve
also softened my rating system. Back in
the day, I’d one or two star a book because I thought the ending sucked. Now, if it kept my attention long enough to
read to the end, it’s an automatic three stars, which is average. Since becoming an author, I’ve been amused by
those readers who give books one stars raving about how terrible it was. One of my reviewers said, “I kept reading
hoping it would get better, but it never did. “ Okay, my books are like, four
hundred pages long. You needed to read
four hundred pages to decide a book was bad?
You have time to read an absolutely terrible four hundred page book when
there are so many other books out there for free, or close to it? Clearly, it wasn’t that bad.
I’m
also amused by the readers who continuously one and two star an author and then
keep on reading their works. I have to
admit to being guilty of this. I’ve
customarily given Jody Piccoult bad reviews in the past, but that doesn’t stop
me from picking up her latest. Seriously,
if she was such a bad writer, I wouldn’t keep buying her stuff. Even if it really annoyed me that the guy in My Sister’s Keeper was driving a car when
he has regular epileptic seizures, and no DMV would allow that individual to
have a license.
So
yes, I now review books from a kinder, gentler perspective.
Does
that mean I’m no longer honest?
People
against authors reviewing authors feel that once you cross that publishing
line, you cannot publish a review without weighing whether it’s in your own
best interests. I suppose that is
true. Although my Amazon username is a pseudonym,
I have no doubt that someone really dedicated could trace that handle to
me. I am always cognizant of that when
writing a review or rating a book.
Therefore, it’s become rare that I write reviews, and even rarer that I
will write a bad review. Like adults
always told us when we were small, if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t
say it.
However,
as a reader, wasn’t my best interests subconsciously a part of my system of
reviewing? Look back, I admit, some of
those one-star reviews were driven by jealousy.
I wasn’t aware of it at the time, but often my one-star reviews were
written with I could write a book that is
so much better than this dancing in the back of my head. Except, I wasn’t writing a book that was
better than that, and I knew if I did write a book, I had no way of knowing if
it was better, and even if it was better, I had no assurance it would get
published. Thus, I was hard on other
authors because I was frustrated. They
were doing something I really wanted to but wasn't.
Also,
back in those days I had no idea the amount of work that goes into writing a
book. Now, it’s become routine, so when I
rattle off all the things writing a book entails only to have my audience
staring at me wide-eyed, I’m like, what? I forget that in the beginning, when I first started
writing, it seemed like I’d undertaken a Herculean task. Now it’s second nature.
Amazon’s
Terms of Service prohibits review swaps, which means an author giving another a
review in order to get one in return.
However, they do not prevent authors from reviewing. How do you feel? Should authors be able to review another’s
work?
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